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"Yo, novella!"

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Reading my Critics

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Ironing Punctuation

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

My Literary Influences

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

So You've Cloned Yourself