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Tess of the Dirigibles.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Dating an English Major

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Scarpia from Tosca

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Jack London

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'