Writing Nerd Gifts

Exclamation Marks

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Herman Mankiewicz

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

John Bunyan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Jack London

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Addicted to reading

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

Reading

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.