Publishing Nerd Gifts

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

WiFi Signals

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Moby Dick

Fear of news.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Addicted to reading

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Editor.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Reading

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"