Publishing Nerd Prints

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

WiFi Signals

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Fear of news.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Editor.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Corporate Greed.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Reading