Book Nerd Gifts

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Book Signing. "The Inflation Diet." How does it work? You spend the same amount on food each week and the rest takes care of itself.

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

DO NOT DISTURB

Marlon James

"Meet The Author"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Stephen Spender.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

Moby Dick

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'