Non-fiction Nerd Gifts

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

"Barb's such a fast reader."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

Addicted to reading

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Name your sources."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Reading

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Thomas Keneally

Corporate Greed.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Pickle