Non-fiction Fan Gifts

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Thomas Keneally

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

The Subtitle

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

Book Shop.

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

Other Fiction

Keri Hulme

Louisa May Alcott

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

Bush's Legacy.

Penelope Fitzgerald

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

The Black Hole Commission

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