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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Thomas Keneally

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

The Subtitle

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

Louisa May Alcott

Keri Hulme

Other Fiction

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

Book Shop.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Mid-list Author Magazine

Bush's Legacy.