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"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Moby Dick

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Myths and legends...

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I'm an atheist!'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Shakespeare Street

"Shall I let them breathe."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"