Nonfiction Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Science fiction? Boring! It's always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Meet The Author"

Thomas Mann.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Silence of the Chickens...

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

Iris Murdoch

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"