Nonfiction Enthusiast Pillows

"Science fiction? Boring! It's always about gravity and blue skies and two-legged aliens. I prefer non-fiction."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

Silence of the Chickens...

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Iris Murdoch

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."