Nonfiction Pillows

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"This is my favorite area. Every one here has been the subject of a hagiography."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The DaVinci Code

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Reading my Critics

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Jean-Paul Sartre

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Gen-Next Library

John Bunyan

Characters jumping out of a book.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'