Non-fiction Books Pillows

"The inspiring story of one family's incredible journey from a two-bedroom condo on West Sixty-sixth Street to a three-bedroom co-op on East Eighty-third."

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"You're going to hate yourself."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

No-Work Orange

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Silence of the Chickens...

Gen-Next Library

Rare Books

The Demise of Tinkerbell