Non-fiction Pillows

The Subtitle

"This book of fiction began when my research wasn't going well, and I turned to science fraud."

"At this moment I am pressing the 'delete' key and erasing the entire thing."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Thomas Keneally

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Dorrie Decimal System

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

John Bunyan

Silence of the Chickens...

Paranormal A-Z...

Gen-Next Library

Characters jumping out of a book.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."