Non-fiction Gifts

The Subtitle

"This book of fiction began when my research wasn't going well, and I turned to science fraud."

"At this moment I am pressing the 'delete' key and erasing the entire thing."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Reading a biography makes me feel like a surgeon. I'm holding a person's life in my hands.

Books. Information. Can you pick out a good biography for me to read? Let me get this straight, you want me to "Get a Life" for you?

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Thomas Keneally

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Bookworm Sleepover

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Silence of the Chickens...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

John Bunyan

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Gen-Next Library

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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