Nonfiction Nerd Gifts

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Jack London

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Addicted to reading

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Thomas Keneally

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Reading

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Mark Twain

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."