Narration Nerd Gifts

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

Addicted to reading

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Name your sources."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Reading

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Corporate Greed.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Fiction. Mystery. History.