Nautical Narrative Nerd Gifts

Looking for a gift for your nautical narrative nerd? Dive into a collection of witty, whimsical products that celebrate both the love for storytelling and the maritime world. From mugs that brine with humor to pillows that anchor the home vibe, these items are suited for those who find joy in oceanic tales and nautical adventures. Perfect for lovers of sea stories and creative wordsmiths alike!

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"Now you're just being a jerk!"

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I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark. mockup

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

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The Dubloon Stops Here

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When laundry ruled the waves.

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"As I was only saying the other day..." mockup

"As I was only saying the other day..."

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In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in. mockup

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

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"I got a swiss army hook!"

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'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?' mockup

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

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"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice." mockup

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

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Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along. mockup

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

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Battery Lighthouse

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"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk." mockup

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

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'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,' mockup

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

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'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!' mockup

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

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Pirate

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"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan." mockup

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

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Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

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Pirate eye test

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Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.' mockup

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

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"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away" mockup

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

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"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!" mockup

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

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"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?" mockup

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

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"Call me, Ishmael."

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'Ships plumber reporting for duty.' mockup

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

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1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!" mockup

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

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'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.' mockup

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

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Clam Spearing

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Sea Horse outside saloon

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Lighthouse powered by batteries.

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A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half. mockup

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

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Really Early Vikings

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'Boat Launch'

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'Maybe we should've let that one pass.' mockup

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

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Celebrate National Submarine Day. mockup

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

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Nautical Narrative Nerd Gifts Collection

Nautical Narrative Nerd Mugs

Discover our range of nautical-themed mugs, perfect for narrative nerds who love storytelling with a maritime twist. Bring humor and oceanic charm to every coffee break.

Nautical Narrative Nerd Pillows

Find cozy nautical pillows for the narrative enthusiast in your life—perfect for adding maritime charm and humor to any space.

Nautical Narrative Nerd Prints

Browse our ocean-inspired prints designed for narrative nerds, blending storytelling wit with nautical artistry to brighten up any room.

Nautical Narrative Nerd T-Shirts

Explore our collection of nautical narrative nerd t-shirts, featuring clever sea-inspired designs that make a splash wherever they go.