Nautical Narratives Lover Gifts

Sailors eating a mermaid

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Sea Horse outside saloon

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"Same ship, different day."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

A Tale of the Sea

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

Tunnel of Vengeance.

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Edward Teach

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill