Nautical Narrative Lover Gifts

Ship's officers blaming each other for boat sinking.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

Castaway's bad luck.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Hey - you're over the limit. Throw me back."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Same ship, different day."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

A Tale of the Sea

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).