Nautical Lover Gifts

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Port outbound, starboard home."

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Pirate Teleconferences

Have a very piratical Birthday

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

Fishing boat.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."