Nautical Navigation Lover Gifts

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boat wedding.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

Saved...life is good!

Titanic: How's my steering.