Navigation Enthusiasts Gifts

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

Left Way, Right Way and Another Way.

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"In 1,000 feet, you're still lost."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Boat wedding.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Fishing boat.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'