Nautical Novel Lover Gifts

My brother's a surgeon.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

A writer goes sailing.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Same ship, different day."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.