Nautical Novel Fans Gifts

'We're still not moving!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Boat wedding.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Fishing boat.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

A writer goes sailing.

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"Same ship, different day."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

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"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

'I see lot's of water...'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

I thought we should hoist the "Polly" Roger!

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."