Nautical Tales Fan Gifts

HMS Pinafore

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Ghostship

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"Same ship, different day."

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

"It's mostly water weight."

No-one messed with the Crays.

'Of course he's not all there.'

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...'

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Man Holding Up Boat Showroom.

Castaway's bad luck.

Yeah, I probably should have gotten a parrot, too.

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Sailors eating a mermaid