Nautical Adventures Fan Gifts

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fishing boat.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It was this big. I swear'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."