Nautical Adventures Fan Gifts

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Fishing boat.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It was this big. I swear'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."