Nautical Narrative Fans Gifts

'Herman Melville would have loved this.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Call me, Ishmael."

Thomas Keneally

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

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Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

"Late, as usual."

"The name's Moby Richard. Who's he callin' Dick?"

Castaway's bad luck.

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...'

HMS Pinafore

Sailors eating a mermaid

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'Once a giant white whale took away your leg? Pah, that's nothing! Once a seagull come down on me like a bolt from the blue and WHOOOSH!- there goes my fish sandwich!'

Ship's officers blaming each other for boat sinking.

'You're doing what? You realise you're establishing a tedious journalistic clich?, don't you?'