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'Herman Melville would have loved this.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Thomas Keneally

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

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So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

"Late, as usual."

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

"The name's Moby Richard. Who's he callin' Dick?"

Castaway's bad luck.

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

HMS Pinafore

'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...'

Sailors eating a mermaid

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'Once a giant white whale took away your leg? Pah, that's nothing! Once a seagull come down on me like a bolt from the blue and WHOOOSH!- there goes my fish sandwich!'

'We're still not moving!'

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."