Nautical Myth Fan T-Shirts

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

Bermuda Triangles

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'It was this big. I swear'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Flying Dutchman

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

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'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

Mysteries of the ocean...

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Submarine and Mermaid

"It's mostly water weight."

No-one messed with the Crays.

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

Man falling out of a bathing machine

Yeah, I probably should have gotten a parrot, too.

'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...'

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

Merman peeing off a rock.

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'