Nautical Joke Fan T-Shirts

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Whale Pattern Balding

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

School Crossing

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."