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1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

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Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

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Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

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Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

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Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Well I think it looks nice"

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

"You tell him that you find the flag offensive."

'Of course he's not all there.'

"Late, as usual."

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

HMS Pinafore

"And could I have my coffee now?"

snake: 'I'm going where the rodents are.'