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1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

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Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Pirates

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Landlubbers ONLY!

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

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Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Well I think it looks nice"

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

"You tell him that you find the flag offensive."

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

"Late, as usual."

'Of course he's not all there.'

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Man falling out of a bathing machine

HMS Pinafore