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'We're still not moving!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Boat wedding.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Fishing boat.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

A writer goes sailing.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

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"Same ship, different day."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'I see lot's of water...'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."