Nautical Tales Fan Pillows

HMS Pinafore

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Ghostship

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Same ship, different day."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore

No-one messed with the Crays.

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

"It's mostly water weight."

'Of course he's not all there.'

'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'

'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...'

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Man Holding Up Boat Showroom.

Castaway's bad luck.

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

Sailors eating a mermaid