Aquatic Adventures Fan Gifts

Snorkeling Elephants

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Lazy Octopus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Fishing.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'