Water Adventure Fan Gifts

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish hunting for men.

"Marco ..."

Cow Blue Arrows

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Lifesaver!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Fishing.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"That's my boy!"

"That's the deep end."

'No surf?'

A family playing in the sea

Cruise.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Children playing around a water pump

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Freddie's water

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"