Sea Adventure Fan Gifts

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

Battle.

'There goes the neighbourhood!'

Scuba texting

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Revenge had come.

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Romance on the Yacht

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Really Early Vikings

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.