Sea Adventure Buff Gifts

Service is getting better!

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Revenge had come.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Romance on the Yacht

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Really Early Vikings

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Moby Dickwad

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.