Sea Adventure Fans Gifts

'For a last minute cruise, the chow ain't half bad.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Lovers scuba diving

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Revenge had come.

Romance on the Yacht

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Really Early Vikings

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'