Sea Adventure Fans Pillows

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'For a last minute cruise, the chow ain't half bad.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Romance on the Yacht

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Revenge had come.

Lovers scuba diving

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Really Early Vikings