Sea Adventure Aficionado Pillows

"Personally, Capt'n, I hope history records your arch-nemesis as something a bit more fearsome than 'Moby-Duck'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

How Swordfish Are Born

A crab with a utility knife claw

Titanic: How's my steering.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Heads or tails?"

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'