Sea Adventure Aficionado Gifts

"Personally, Capt'n, I hope history records your arch-nemesis as something a bit more fearsome than 'Moby-Duck'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Getting the hang of it?"

Segregated Beach

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

How Swordfish Are Born

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'