Sea-faring Enthusiast Gifts

'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Piracy on a boating lake

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

On the brink.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sperm Whale.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Lighthouse Beam.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Fish or Cut Bait

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.