Sea Enthusiasts Gifts

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'I like you and all...I'm just not sure we're right for each other.'

Neptune and the Titianic

'... and I approved this message.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Boat wedding.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

How Swordfish Are Born