Sea Adventure Fan T-Shirts

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

Battle.

'There goes the neighbourhood!'

Scuba texting

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Romance on the Yacht

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Revenge had come.

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."