Aqua Enthusiast Gifts

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'

'OK, see you in a few days.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I wish John would get off this water conservation kick.'

'Swimming develops poise and grace.' - 'Yes, I've seen a duck walking.'

Woman watching TV while her cat watches an aquarium.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bring your own inflatable.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphin friendly tuna

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw