Aqua Enthusiast Mugs

'Of course it's not a load-bearing wall!'

'OK, see you in a few days.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I wish John would get off this water conservation kick.'

'Swimming develops poise and grace.' - 'Yes, I've seen a duck walking.'

Woman watching TV while her cat watches an aquarium.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bring your own inflatable.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'