Aquatic Enthusiast Mugs

'Who's the new guy?'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

Spawning did nothing for Maurice and Kevin.

'Wait a minute, this isn't a wide screen digital television....it's a bloody fish tank!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

Fish Farmer

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I've got to get to a recompression chamber, I've got the bends."

Fishy murder - Jack the Kipper

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

LUNCH TIME!

'Get ready, he's standing up to stretch! OK, one...two...'

Toadfish

"Happy Father's Day! You are so special to me, Dad!"

"So what do you do in the evenings around here?"

Mouth Breather/Bottom Feeder

"Are you still addicted to swimming?"

"I'm not swimming upstream! There are bears there, but even worse, there's no Wi-Fi or phone signal."

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

Fish and cat

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

"You've got your scales on backward."

"I'd vote for a president who sees things from the standpoint of water."

"He put up a decent fight."

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Weather"? What's "weather"?

'The nearest lake - and step on it!'

'Do they think we'll just watch anything?'- Sharks watch tv.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."